October 21, 2019
There you were, casually checking your email. When all of a sudden, the
page refreshed and you see a new email, a moderately clever title, and
it misleadingly says it's from someone named Amy. "Could it be?" You
ask.
It could. And it be.
Your weekly email is here.
It was a great week here in St. Johns.
I
rode a 1200 pound pig named Wilbur this week. I just wanted to say that
right off the bat cause that was awesome. I'll send a picture, even
though it doesn't do it justice.
Let's see what
else is new. We also had a shotgun pulled on us this week. That was
exciting. We were trying to find someone and that happened. So you can
bet we booked it out of that drive way as fast as we could, after
completing a 3 point turn of course.
And I think that's all I have for random stuff from the week.
Now, sit back and relax, because I have a story.
So
when I was on exchanges with Elder Wilhelmsen a couple weeks ago we
were trying to track down a referral for someone we could teach. It
began a couple nights earlier with a member telling them that they knew
someone who knew someone who wanted to be taught. We didn't know the
person's name though. So we first went to that first member and figured
out the name of the person they knew. Her name is Debra. So we went and
found Debra who is also a member. And sure enough, Debra had a friend
who she said has a lot of interest in the Church. And her name is Carol.
Unfortunately Debra didn't know Carol's address, so she gave us some
directions with some landmarks that would help us locate her house.
Except for they were the most unhelpful directions ever. She said "Go
out this exit here, then go straight until you come to a street on the
right, and you'll take that first right and then it's the second or
third house on the left." She then told us that we couldn't miss it
because it has a white pickup in front, some dark colored cars, and a
"mother of pearl" colored car whatever that means. She said it also has a
fence with pit bulls inside, and that "they look mean but they're
actually really friendly."
So we set off on our bikes, since
we were riding bikes that day, and we followed the directions perfectly.
The only problem was that there was only one house on the left and it
didn't fit all the other landmarks aside from the white pickup. We
reasoned however that over half the landmarks were relative since cars
move and we don't know what mother of pearl means. So we tried a couple
different houses around that we thought possibly could be it. They
weren't. It just turns out that everyone in St. Johns owns a white
pickup. So after a little bit more biking around and looking around, we
decided to go back to the first member and see if they knew where Carol
lived because we didn't want to tell Debra that her directions didn't
make sense. So we went back, and they told us that they know Carol, but
they don't know where she lives. So they called Debra and said that the
missionaries couldn't find Carol and they asked for better directions.
So finally we had some new directions. And we realized that apparently
by "take the first right" Debra actually meant "take the second right."
Silly us for not figuring that out. The new directions were pretty much
the same except they included some other helpful hints such as "it's
near the burnt out trailer" which didn't exist and "past where the old
barn used to be" nevermind that we don't know where the old barn used to
be since it isn't there now.
Finally, after following the
new directions, we came to a house that we thought must be it. The white
pickup wasn't there, but there was a car of indeterminate color which I
now have to assume is "mother of pearl," and there were also three mean
looking pit bulls. But we now faced a new dilemma: The one and only
door to the house was inside the fence in which the bloodthirsty pit
bulls roamed. As scary as they looked though, I trusted Debra's
assurance that they are in reality friendly. So with a stupid amount of
courage, I approached the gate. One of the pitbulls approached the gate
as well, barking angrily in defense. And I then began reaching to open
the gate, the gate that would release those bloodthirsty monsters, when I
thought to stick my hand in first to see if the pitbull would sniff it
and become friendly. So I did that. And as soon as I did so the pitbull
lept up with its terrifying teeth bared in an attempt to eat my hand.
Luckily, gratefully, thankfully, I pulled my hand back in time to not
lose it forever to that terrifying beast.
At that point we decided to not open the gate.
As
we were walking away a guy came out of the house telling us not to mess
with the dogs because they're dangerous. We also recognized him as the
guy who works at Subway who I used to think was cool. We asked him if
Carol lived there and he was like "She's not home" and paused before
saying "she actually lives down the street" completely contradicting
himself.
So then we went across the street to some members to
see if they knew their neighbors. And sure enough, Carol lives in that
house with the pitbulls and so now we know for sure that that guy was
lying through his deceitful little Subway worker teeth.
Those
members also informed us that we should not under any circumstances open
the gate with the pitbulls and that we should just knock on the side of
the house if we really needed to because those dogs "will literally
tear you apart and eat you."
So I was glad to hear that after
having been a split second away from opening that gate and bravely
waltzing in to meet my complete and utter death.
The day
ended only 30 minutes later when after a tragic decision to run home
real quick so Elder Wilhelmsen could properly get rid of a tiny yet
destructive hang nail, the derailer on his bike broke off and went
through his spokes causing him to be thrown off his bike as we were
going super fast down a hill. He's okay but we were in the rest of the
night due to his injuries.
And that is the story.
And now here I am, writing this email with both of my hands.
It
is about time for me to scedaddle, but I wanted to quickly share a
little something about prayer because I was thinking about that.
There's a scripture which says:
"If
any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men
liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him." (James 1:5)
I've
learned a lot about prayer recently. And there's so much to say but not
enough time to say it all. So I just want to say that I know that God
is our Father, and that He really does love us. And He does hear and
answer our prayers. I have learned that these things are true as I have
prayed about them to really seek that "wisdom" for myself. We can't do
that without faith however. The scripture continues:
"But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed."
I
know that as we pray with faith and with "real intent" like the Book of
Mormon talks about, we will find answers to our prayers. Sometimes the
answers are more spectacular than others. But when we have faith in
Christ our minds can be opened to all the miracles and answers to
prayers that we might not otherwise realize. And as we keep that pattern
of prayer going every day, we will continue to have experiences and
miracles that will strengthen our faith more than we can imagine. I know
that God has things for us to learn and experiences for us to have if
only we just ask. And those things will bless our lives so much.
Til next week,
~Elder Oswald
P.S. - I just want you to think about this again:
I ALMOST LOST MY HAND!!!!! Literally centimeters away from having it eaten off by a ferocious dog.
Okay I'm done.
P.S.S. -Pictures
1. Wilbur the 1200 pound pig
2. Taming Wilbur
3. Some dang good Root Beer
4. What do you do when a little girl invites you to her birthday party? You show up at her party!